The Greatest Lover of Last Tuesday by Neil McKinnon

Author:Neil McKinnon [McKinnon, Neil]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: FIC016000, HUM008000, FIC027250
ISBN: 9781771870627
Publisher: Thistledown Press
Published: 2015-03-01T05:00:00+00:00

After numerous appointments, and after relieving me of a great deal of burdensome cash, Professor Aguilar announced the results of her analysis. “First, you must know that romantic success is only part of the equation,” she said. “Failure at love is not the equivalent of not loving. The problem is that the women in your life have had fully formed personalities. They knew what they wanted and how to get it. You must find someone more compatible with yourself — a woman with no ideas at all. She ought to come equipped with a fiery nature as that indicates the capacity for passion.”

“But how will I find this person?”

“What I’m suggesting is not deep science. You simply search for someone who has the potential for boundless ardour but who has not yet fully developed her mental capacity. If you have difficulty return to my office and I will assist you.”

The instructions were simple and my task was clear. I knew the type of woman that I had to find but the professor had given no indication of where I was to find her. Therefore, in accordance with my logical nature I made a list of the places where men and women made contact and one by one I began to frequent them. Gymnasiums, bars, dance pavilions, theatres, libraries, and concert halls — I tried them all without success before I made my way back to Professor Aguilar’s office

“I have been expecting you,” she said. “Are you having difficulty with your quest?”

“Yes I am. I have frequented every location where men find women but the women that I find are not the women I am seeking.”

She looked at my list. “Surely you know that the ladies who patronize these establishments do so with a purpose and if they have a purpose they are not representative of the category of female that you are searching for — someone who is herself searching but who has not yet formulated what it is that she seeks, thereby eliminating the possibility that her goal has been rationally defined, and at the same time increasing the probability that she will find you interesting.”

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